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Whoever made this movie pitch
Doesn't know about Milankovitch
Imma call the cops, Imma be the snitch
Ray Romano's gonna cry, he's a little bitch
I want Sid the sloth to take his clothes off
And paint a picture of him sucking off David Lee Roth
I'd rather be surfin the web for a job
Or gettin off to Buzzfeed videos reposted by Smosh
I just wanna stop and tell you what's wrong with Ice Age (x4)
I just wanna stop this movie
You heard me suckas
Gotta remake that movie
Put it in IMAX
3D
Get the facts straight
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2. |
Ray Romano
03:08
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(Chorus)
Ray Romano is voicing a mammoth
He belongs in the trash with a sandwich
I stream Ice Age all day takin bandwidth
Gonna glaciate the rest of the planet
I wanna be in the movie
Suckin on mammoth boobies
That bitch a cutie patootie
Talkin prehistoric booty
That mammoth she needs a suiter
She needs a dick, a whole footer
Wetter than melted down butter
I wanna make her a mother
I been sippin on lean saber tooth tiger is mean
Boolin since the Holocene, bumpin this cuz it's my theme
You know what I mean (x2) (SKIRT)
(Chorus)
Talkin trash, takin cash, need to take a bubble bath
Your ho Ellie the mammoth's got my dick in her belly
She be eatin my jelly, water sports like R Kelly
I'll commit bestiality I don't care it's a felony
That mammoth be woolly not coarse
I be dickin her fully, of course
God damn I'm hung like a horse
Gonna cuckold Ray Romano by force
(Chorus)
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Lalala (Ice Age Mix)
03:22
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La (x a lot)
I think
Anthony Fantano's gonna give this album a 3
Because he's way too big of an Ice Age fan
He does not respect any critique
La (x a lot more)
I see
With my eyes and bite with my teeth
I hear with my ears and smell with my nose
And my brain, it knows
La (x even more)
La (x way too much)
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Is it true?
You've been feeling sort of low these days
Just don't have a place to go these days
Must be bringing you down
If it's so
Then come on give this lover boy a try
I'll put the sparkle right back in your eyes
What could you lose?
Well for one, her heart belongs to another
And no other heart will do
Is it wrong, to think my love could really help you out?
It's simply just my stubborn heart no doubt, rambling away
If it's not
Then come on give this lover boy a try
I'll put the sparkle right back in your eyes
What could you lose?
Well for one, her heart belongs to another
And no other heart will do
For one, her heart belongs to another
And no other heart will do
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6. |
White Christmammoth
03:00
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The lyrics to "White Christmas"
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Ice Age: The Letdown
02:22
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It's been a long night, but the ice age ends
Her pussy tight, I can recommend
Her booty big like the great lakes
I made a mammoth pregnant that was my mistake
Lake superior, I'm inferior
To the size of her posterior
Lake Ontario, Ray Romano
I say YOLO in soprano (sing in soprano)
It takes so long for the story to unfurl
He just wanna nut, god bless that squirrel
It's the meltdown, the absolute letdown
Wanna see that mammoth in her nightgown
Don't mean to break the ice
But you have not been very nice
I hope that you get lice
And end your life, I'll end it twice
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